ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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