Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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