Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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