i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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