we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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