Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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