Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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