Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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