a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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