Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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