I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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