I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
