I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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