There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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