I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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