Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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