Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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