fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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