If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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