Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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