Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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