As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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