I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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