you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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