He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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