"it" just moved
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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