So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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