i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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