why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
