I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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