Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
