so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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