Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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