Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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