ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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