ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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