wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
They took my balls.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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