He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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