OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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