Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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