How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
