I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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