Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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