sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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