I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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