umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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