Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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