You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
