My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Bring me that man meat
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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