This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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