so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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