your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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