It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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