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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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